For the last four months, a team of special operatives from Paste has been working day and night to categorize every single facial expression Donald Trump makes in the course of his public life. Today, after more than one hundred bleary days and sleepless nights, our work is finally complete. We found that Trump has exactly 50 facial expressions, all of which you can view in the gallery to the right. Additionally, we’ve captioned every photo with text that accurately sums up his mood and thought process while making the face in question.
Please enjoy the fruits of our labor—it is our hope that this research contributes to the education of the American electorate, and helps each citizen make a more informed choice in November.
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"Lookie over thar pa, it's one 'a them chipmunks!"
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"We are going to do the good thing. I am the confident Trump person. The thing I said is right."
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"Please help. Mommy left and said that if I move an inch, God won't love me."
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"SHE SHORE IS PRETTY"
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"GARUGHHHHH HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK BYERG!"
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"Oh STOP it. Just STOP it. I mean...STOP it."
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"And I said 'whoopsy, there go my pants!'"
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THIRD ORGASM. Beat that Jeb."
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"And if I open my mouth really wide, I am able to complete basic motor functions like pressing a button."