31 of 50
"Thank you for your service. Whatever you did. I don't really care."
32 of 50
*Long inhalation* "Shut the fuck up, please! Shut. The. Fuck. Up."
33 of 50
"Pity. But he had to die."
34 of 50
"How am I supposed to know where Iraq is? Never been. Too sandy. Never liked sand."
35 of 50
"My position on the environment? ... ... I could take it or leave it."
36 of 50
"Well exccuusssseeeee me, Mr. Sensitive, but your nickname is Fat Donkey Face whether you like it or not."
37 of 50
"The first man I killed was this high, and strong as an ox! I had him stuffed."
38 of 50
"Get a load of this guy! They say me he's my son. Yikes!"
39 of 50
"Donald sad. Donald need attention."
40 of 50
"Eagles shall rise from my hands!"