41 of 50
"It IS going to rain. Don't worry about that. The rain loves me. The rain and I have a VERY GOOD relationship, believe me.
42 of 50
"Am I a groper? Guilty! But who isn't, these days?"
43 of 50
"Stole this newspaper from the hotel. Right from under their noses. Easy."
44 of 50
"Beef! Ole beefy! Yo, beef! Get up here, Beef, you son of a bitch! Ladies and gentlemen, my friend Beef!"
45 of 50
"Am I not perfect?"
46 of 50
"And Jesus said 'DONALD, YOU ARE MY HERO!'"
47 of 50
"Ohhh a baby! An adorable baby!"
48 of 50
"I see that fanny pack. You look great. I invented the fanny pack."
49 of 50
"Damn it, Donny, you screwed up again. Daddy was right. You're a no-good loser. STUPID! STUPID!"
50 of 50
"Look, stop. Don't vote for me. For God's sake don't vote for me. I'm being serious. This has gone far enough. What the fuck are you even doing at this rally? Go home. Jesus Christ."