Following his triumphant return on Friday, we now have two full videos of legendary coach Ted Lasso (Jason Sudeikis) dishing out quotable nuggets of gold as he gets to grips with soccer.
From the geography of the United Kingdom to who killed Kennedy, here are the short-shorted hero’s 10 most memorable musings.
No one is really sure, Ted. We all just pretend like we know.
This is absolutely the wisest statement ever to come out of the mouth of Ted Lasso.
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What probably should have happened to the Washington Redskins last season.
Evidently, Diego Costa more or less forgot this rule immediately upon donning the jersey of the Spanish national team.
One year later and he still isn’t any closer to figuring out offside. This almost earned the #1 spot, simply because he managed to get Tim Howard to break (no one at the 2014 World Cup could do the same).
I have watched this video roughly 400 times, and this line has never not made me laugh.