Snow Patrol: A Hundred Million Suns

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Snow Patrol: <em>A Hundred Million Suns</em>
Let It SnowA Hundred Million Suns

Make It Stop
By Austin L. Ray

That voice! It’s a ridiculously gentle reminder that the time has come: that terrifying moment (every couple years since 1998) when Snow Patrol offers up a new batch of soundtrackable mush that I’ll no doubt have to hear over and over, no matter how hard I try to avoid it. You see, these dudes (and I’m sure they’re very nice guys) are like some bubonic plague of alt rock, omnipresent and poisonous. As head Patrolman Gary Lightbody whimpers, “I wanna bathe you in the light of day / And just watch you as the rays / Tangle up around your face and body ... The daylight seems to want you / Just as much as I want you,” I find myself slipping into slumber, dreaming of a world where sentiments like these never made it out of the junior-high diaries from whence they originated. I snap back to consciousness, consumed with a frustration only Lewis Black could truly appreciate. A Hundred Million Suns? Ugh. More like a hundred million yawns.