Director: Matthew Vaughn
Writers: Vaughn, Jane Goldman (script), Mark Millar (comic)
Starring: Aaron Johnson, Chloe Moretz, Mark Strong, Nicolas Cage
Cinematographer: Ben Davis
Studio/Run Time: Lionsgate, 118 min.
Putting the graphic in graphic novel
In 1954, psychiatrist and social commentator Fredric Wertham published Seduction of the Innocent, a sensational rant against the comic book industry that helped fuel a U.S. Congressional inquiry. In the book, Wertham arrived at such conclusions as Batman and Robin being gay lovers and that Superman is a fascist, but his de facto epiphany was that the superhero notion corrupted youth into violent, amoral vigilantes. In Kick-Ass, comic scribe Mark Millar and director Matthew Vaughn’s pitch-black love letter to the genre, Wertham’s greatest fear is fully realized in an irresponsible blitzkrieg of irony-tinged fun.
Kick-Ass’ origin began long ago when Vaughn, a massive comic dork, originally tried to secure the rights to “Tonight, He Comes,” better known today as the Will Smith vehicle Hancock. A postmodern look at the superhero convention—minus the “Here I come to save the day!” camp—was a provocative step forward in theory. The director’s missed opportunity gave him the chance to hook up with Millar, Marvel’s marquee golden boy, to rechannel the concept into Kick-Ass.
Millar’s premise is deceivingly simple: what if an anonymous kid put on tights and tried to fight crime? For Dave Lizewski (Aaron Johnson), the title hero in the green wet suit, the immediate answer is a trip to the hospital. But the story’s Youtube-pixelated promise of Spider-Man written by Jack London is a mischeivous bait-and-switch, because Kick-Ass is about as realistic as a Tex Avery cartoon.
There’s a manic, uncensored energy that pulses through each raunchy line of dialogue and fight scene. This came at a price: Vaughn had to finance production himself, as the studio balked at a story featuring minors wielding butterfly knives. While the caution seemed like an extremely sane decision at the time, it’s ultimately their loss because Kick-Ass more than lives up to its namesake.
The greatest benefactor of Vaughn’s singular vision is Chloe Moretz (500 Days of Summer , the upcoming Let the Right One In remake), whose 11-year-old brawler, Hit Girl, puts Schwarzenegger and Stallone to shame. Moretz spits bullets and profanity in equal measure, laying lines like “contact the mayor’s office, he has a special signal he shines in the sky—it’s in the shape of a giant cock” with devastating wit. While this is probably the most “adult” role a young girl has taken since Linda Blair informed a priest of his mother’s infernal activities in The Exorcist, no one can deny that Moretz looks like she’s having an absolute blast. And so are we.
Despite the frequent impalements and catchy one liners, an emotional gravity ties the sympathetic cast together. The most “post-modern” aspect here is how the film incorporates the adolescent vulnerability of John Huges (and its recent Judd Apatow reincarnation) into Lizewski and his fellow cosplay misfits. The only difference now is that characters find self-realization through confronting crack-dealing thugs instead of character flaws. It’s a grand-sweeping display of meta, as super heroes by definition are every teenager’s 2-dimensional avatar to feeling empowered when the world is their super villain. And for the first time, these characters win the day without “radioactive spiders or refugee status from a doomed alien planet.”
Unfortunately, much of the endearing awkwardness and warm humor is pushed aside as the movie evolves into a particularly ridiculous brand of violent satire. Make no mistake, watching Nicolas Cage’s Batman analogue tear through gangsters while impersonating William Shatner is the closest we’ll come to Tarantino directing a tights flick. But Kick-Ass is a phenomenal teen memoir while it’s only a great summer blockbuster. When the two mix at the right moments, though, even Fredric Wertham would have to agree that it’s downright special.
Watch the trailer for Kick-Ass

I doubt this movie is over three hours long.
I also really doubt today's teenagers find comfort in imagining themselves as superheroes, maybe the 6 year olds do. Today's teens are more likely to find solace in their pilfered menthols and vain attempts to get buff.
There are some movies out these days where critics should not feel bad giving them an all around bad review.
Hey Bradley,
Thanks for the time catch- it's actually 118 mins.
And I totally would feel bad about giving this movie a negative review because I enjoyed it quite a bit.
Mr. Edgar,
First, it is nice to hear from the writer as a responder to a comment, often that does not happen. So, thank you.
I do not doubt you enjoyed the movie quite a bit, it is a very brightly colored and shiny movie. How could we all not enjoy a movie quite a bit with a title like "Kick-Ass"? It is nearly possible.
Best,
Bradley Trevor Hoffman
Hey, Bradley! You're a douche!
Just left the movie theatre.
I can honestly say that "Kick-Ass" is like no movie I've ever seen before. It took me as a viewer to absolutely unexpected places; normally I can spot a plot turn well in advance.
The last time I left a movie theatre feeling this oddly disoriented was after "Pulp Fiction" many years ago.
i have a question, didnt kick ass got shot in the back of his head??????? how is he alive though the movie????????? did i miss anything
Raul, try watching it again- they explain what happened, but it's a bit of a spoiler to leave on a message board.
Considering 'Nowhere Boy' and this interesting movie, Hopefully Aaron Johnson can make a name for himself in this world. He already has impressed me (despite knocking up the director of Nowhere Boy) This was an enjoyable film which we all need. I felt marketing targeted a different crowd because this movie is something else.
I REALLY loved this movie, and I had been anticipating it for a long time.
I actually even did a little video showing my enthusiasm for it :) :
http://www.thecynch.com/video-movie-review-of-kick-ass/
-Cynthia
But Kick-Ass is a phenomenal teen memoir while it’s only a great summer blockbuster.
and the distinction between "phenomenal" and "great" would be?
maybe it's the difference between tiny and microscopic.
dc
He appeared to be doing an Adam West, not William Shatner impersonation to me.
I have to tell you, i wasnt expecting much from this movie, but it was one of the best ive seen in awhile. this puts iron man 2 too shame. I had so much more fun watching this movie.
Hey Bradley,
Did you even take your head out of your ass to watch the movie? And by the way, who the hell do you think you are dissin' our music reviewer when you don't even LIVE in central Illinois??? If you were familiar with Mr. Irwin, you'd find that he tries to put a positive spin on ALL local artists, because we (local artists) try to SUPPORT each other, instead of stabbing each other in the back!!! Take your nasty douche bag ass back to Kansas City, and stay away from Springfield,Illinois, or you'll get the serious ass kicking that you truly deserve!!!!!!
Feel free to look me up if you come to town, I'll be first in that long line!!!
Mark A. Jensen
Mr. Jensen,
One, I feel terrified you are responding to one comment from a completely different publication in this thread for another from some time ago. I know the internet has made stalking easier but, whoa.
Two, funny you mention me not being from Central Illinois, because, well I am. I was raised in Farmersville, IL (approx. 30 miles south of Springfield) and at the age of 18 moved to Springfield for work and college. This pass January I moved to Kansas City to continue my college career. I still have several friends in the area as well as family and visit often. So yes, I will totally fight you the next time I am in town. My e-mail address is bradley.t.hoffman@gmail.com, please send me a message so I have yours and we can arrange for this fight. Unfortunately I am in Kansas City now, otherwise I would do a push up, hype myself up in the mirror for ten minutes while listening to Black Flag and be right over.
A couple other things that serve little purpose but you might find funny, since obviously you know so much about me (not). I delivered Illinois Times papers for a few months one year, I wrote music reviews and features for the the Voice in the SJ-R in high school (under the last name Detherage, though the internet archives of these stories are too old to be found, even won a national award for a book review) and when I was twelve years old I chipped a front tooth on a jones soda bottle (but you probably knew that). The flavor was blueberry lemon (did you know that?).
Fight You Soon, You Big Creep,
Bradley Trevor Hoffman