The Multiversity #1 by Grant Morrison and Ivan Reis

Writer: Grant Morrison
Artist: Ivan Reis
Publisher: DC
Release Date: August 20, 2014
While predicting a Miley Cyrus meltdown that thankfully happened to Justin Bieber instead last year, news outlets quoted Elton John saying, “When your persona begins to take over your music and becomes more important, you enter a dangerous place.” As arguably the most charismatic contemporary scribe of superhero lore of the last 20 years or so, Grant Morrison faces a different version of the rock star problem. Realistically, comic creators needn’t worry about achieving Michael Jackson- or Elvis-levels of fame and its corresponding insanity. But plenty of once-outstanding comic writers have turned to mush after their personal brands began to overshadow their output. Frank Miller got really bad. Chris Claremont is horrible now. Morrison, on the other hand, stills hits more often than he misses, but the prospect of a Morrison-penned, much-ballyhooed crossover event in which heroes from several alternate Earths defend everything that exists from the omnipotent embodiments of all-things-unpleasant — that’s the gist of The Multiversity — made me nervous. The last sprawling, “high-concept,” Morrison project I read was Final Crisis, and yuck. Just yuck for Final Crisis.
Regardless, The Multiversity #1 should leave pessimists cautiously optimistic that Morrison’s new series will pan out more like splendid Seven Soldiers of Victory epic than the convoluted mess that is Crisis. My only curmudgeonly gripes with the book are the handful of moments when it thinks it’s more clever than it is. “Oooooh, hey, comic books and other works of fiction show us actual real life events from another reality!” says this comic. Yes, we know. They explained that in the final episode of the 1994 Spider-Man cartoon series when Spidey meets Stan Lee. Also: the classic Justice League animated episode “Legends,” when Green Lantern runs into his favorite comic character, the Green Guardsman. Also, I believe this concept has been covered in several previous Grant Morrison comics. “On Earth-8, everyone’s a knockoff of a Marvel character, but here they are in a DC comic! Can you believe we went there?!” says Multiversity. In a world where we can read erotic fan fiction staring Groot and Hodor, no one can be impressed by franchise crossovers ever again.
However — after the newly-formed, multi-dimensional squad of heroes accidentally lands in the barely-copyright-safe Major Comics Universe, a giant blue baby in a diaper called “Behemoth” attacks Captain Carrot. Unleashing the war cry “Behemoth Bash Bunny!” the obvious Hulk-proxy and member of “The Retaliators” squashes his adversary into a pancake-shaped humanoid rabbit. Then, Carrot swiftly recovers, reverts to his pre-smashed form, trounces Behemoth, and asks the remaining Retaliators, “Who else wants to argue with cartoon physics?”