The charming Sarah B. Hartshorne is overwhelmed by how cool we are here at Paste, and we like her too, even if she's "dressed like a Pixar animator on a date." She tells us about how weird it is to be married to a man and being the Michael Jordan of lesbians, but most importantly drops the gem of a compliment, "You look like a stretched out Olsen Twin."
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