Parenting expert and conservative “political commentator” Bill O’Reilly was obviously meant for writing children’s books. I mean, he totally understands the youth. His 2009 book, The O’Reilly Factor for Kids: A Survival Guide, was almost better than his show. Plus, most American kids would surely agree with his book title, Kids Are Americans Too.
O’Reilly is back to write another classic — this time with best-selling crime author James Patterson. Give Please a Chance will be released in November for a little over $12 a book. Proceeds will go to charity.
“It’s a picture book … for little kids just beginning to read and has great illustrations from different artists,” O’Reilly told Page Six. “The message for children is that ‘please’ is a magical word. Like if you need a cookie or if you need a bedtime story, you also need to use the word ‘please.’”
Please, stop writing children’s books, Bill O’Reilly.