50 New State Songs For the 21st Century
South Dakota
Current Song: “Hail, South Dakota”
Hail! South Dakota, A great state of the land,
Health, wealth and beauty, That’s what makes her grand
Our 21st Century pick: “Sing Again” by Chris Walla
Another pattern of the bricks
Bundles of cells dividing
And South Dakota driving.
The very darkest, dirty tricks
If we still cared at all we’d send a battle call
Tennessee
Current Songs: “My Homeland Tennessee,” “When It’s Iris Time In Tennessee,” “My Tennessee,” “The Tennessee Waltz,” “Rocky Top,” “Tennessee”
Corn won’t grow at all on Rocky Top;
Dirt’s too rocky by far;
That’s why all the folks on Rocky Top
get their corn from a jar
Our 21st Century pick: “Tennessee” by The Silver Jews
Her doorbell plays a bar of Stephen Foster
Her sister never left and look what it cost her
We’re gonna live in Nashville and I’ll make a career
Out of writing sad songs and getting paid by the tear
Texas
Current Songs: “Texas, Our Texas”
Texas, Our Texas! all hail the mighty State!
Texas, Our Texas! so wonderful so great!
Our 21st Century pick: “Screw You We’re From Texas” by Ray Wylie Hubbard
Now I love the USA
And the other states
Ahh, they’re OK
Texas is the place I wanna be
And I don’t care if I ever go to Delaware anyway
Cause we got Stubbs, and Gruene Hall and Antone’s, and John T’s
Country Store
We’ve got Willie and Jacky Jack, Robert Earl, Pat, Cory, Charlie and me
And so many more.
So screw you, we’re from Texas
Utah
Current Song: “Utah, We Love Thee”
Utah! People working together
Utah! What a great place to be.
Blessed from Heaven above.
It’s the land that we love.
This is the place!