The Funniest Tweets About the Trump Pee Tape
Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Politics News Donald TrumpThe alleged pee tape, the most salacious (and laughter inducing) bit of the Steele dossier, is on the lips of the nation once again thanks to James Comey. Excerpts from his memoir revealed that the president thought about asking him to investigate its validity in order to prove it doesn’t exist to his wife, Melania. The fact that the president would even contemplate investigating its existence, especially after denying it for so long, has set the internet ablaze with renewed faith in the tape’s existence.
The public decided to have another round of fun with the news, taking to Twitter to remind us all that the president of the United States and urine make for wonderful fodder against the growing nihilism in the face of this administration. At least pee is still funny. Enjoy!
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???? ???????????? ? pic.twitter.com/n2UeXSUQCp— KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) April 13, 2018
The pee tape will be five seconds of peeing then twenty minutes of sex workers being bored by a Trump anecdote about playing golf with Rob Schneider
— popular comedy account “the pixelated boat” (@pixelatedboat) April 13, 2018
can i ask why y’all want the pee tape to be released so bad? ppl just gonna make clips of trumps ugly ass synced up to a drake song n post em up n down the tl. please be careful what u ask for
— SadeVEVO (@fillegrossiere) April 12, 2018
Who’s idea was it to light the White House in a golden hue at the same time the golden showers pee tape was being discussed on @MSNBC? #DeepStatepic.twitter.com/JuTHAzojRl
— Travis Bone (@TheRealTBone) April 13, 2018
#PeeTape is trending.
To the kids who have to make this into a flashcard for their American History class 20 years from now, I’m sorry.— Brooke Kwatny Kravitz (@brookekravitz) April 12, 2018
national treasure 7: pee tape pic.twitter.com/alDzfOVOeB
— Talia Lavin (@chick_in_kiev) April 12, 2018
factcheck: pee tape is more likely a pee mp4 or m4v. possibly a webm
— brian feldman (@bafeldman) April 12, 2018
I hope Netflix buys the pee tape so Cannes can’t play it.
— Scott Weinberg (@scottEweinberg) April 12, 2018
“i told comey to investigate the pee tape to prove it doesn’t exist” is donald trump‘s “my big sons and i wanted to prove to my wife that tentacle porn exists” moment
— swearsayer (@swearsayer) April 12, 2018
The pee tape has been on Seeso this entire time
— Connor McSpadden (@connormcspadden) April 12, 2018
When someone says they have The Pee Tape. pic.twitter.com/otOX3BBvW5
— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) April 9, 2018
The FBI is bringing in Ted Cruz to examine the #PeeTape since he’s the resident expert on pornography
— Alt_Dept. of Labor (@alt_labor) April 13, 2018
trickle down meant something far different in my youth#peetape
— va va vinnie (@PiperDewn) April 12, 2018
Construction begins on Trump’s 18+ Presidential DVD Library. #PeeTape
— The Beaverton (@TheBeaverton) April 13, 2018
Don’t understand how in 2018 it’s a “pee tape” and not a “pee blu-ray” or perhaps a “pee-Instagram Story.” #PeeTape#ComeyInterview
— Brandt Hamilton (@BrandtHamilton) April 12, 2018
Donald Trump is the Golden Boy. #PeeTape#PeeTapes#PeeTape#PeeTapes#PeeTape#PeeTape#PeeTapes#PeeTapes#PeeTape#PeeTapes#PeeTape#PeeTapes#PeeTape#PeeTapes#PeeTape#PeeTapes#PeeTape#PeeTapes@realDonaldTrump@POTUS@FLOTUS@WhiteHouse@EricTrump@IvankaTrump#resistpic.twitter.com/Hfrocjzzvn
— Atom (@madasednam) April 13, 2018
Donnie gonna need this. #peetape@realDonaldTrumppic.twitter.com/KxSPnnQmxI
— b2savage (@b2savage) April 12, 2018
Sean Hannity, who did more to keep the pee tape on the mind of the American public, could not be reached for comment.