A few noteworthy things happened this week. One, Rudy Giuliani resigned from his law firm to, uh, focus on representing the president. Two, Grimes and Elon Musk announced that they are dating. Congrats Grimes and Elon Musk! Three, I guess a bunch of telecom and pharmaceutical companies and also Russian billionaires have been bribing the president, or at least bribing his lawyer, who knows. Nuts! Four, a whole mess of TV shows got cancelled, and then one of them got rescued, and also Adult Swim ordered seventy more episodes of Rick and Morty, yikes! Okay, I think that about covers it, please enjoy the tweets:
Live every day like you’re a beautiful celebrity just finding out about the Iran-Contra affair pic.twitter.com/zmMgJGatwN
Howdy Neil, I hate to be the one to tell you, but nobody cares what phase the moon was in when Ted Kennedy murdered a woman with his car. https://t.co/XyAjuCYPYE
interesting, i’m seeing here that a clause of the 70-episode renewal is that nobody online is ever allowed to talk about Rick and Morty ever again! we can just watch it and silently enjoy it by ourselves! nuts https://t.co/7bVjSNACUX
when I was an undergraduate creative writing major, I once wrote a short story where the characters used “hepcat” jazz vernacular, and it’s been quite the challenge having to kill everyone who read it
(waking up) ME: Am I dead? ANGEL: Not yet. You’re here in limbo because you still have unfinished business on earth and you must resolve it before you depart to the afterlife. (I slowly raise my head) ME (solemnly): Of course. Seasons 4-8 of Dexter.
I am convinced the (very good) photographer assigned to Bari Weiss’ latest piece is savagely mocking her absurd thesis by depicting her subjects hiding in the bushes from Twitter criticism pic.twitter.com/964qfkeox7
A man just walked up to the return counter at the Container Store in Chelsea with five overflowing Bed Bath and Beyond bags, set them down, realized where he was, and screamed “FUCK”
unfortunate that the first person i’m seeing irl after finding out about grimes and elon musk dating is my therapist, who doesn’t know who either of these people are but is about to get an earful
