Taco Bell Invites You to Toy With Doom, Unveils New Naked Chicken Chalupa
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One day, future generations will look back on how we failed. How we, of countless innovations in technology, communication and medicine, failed our children’s children and their children’s children’s children. Some will point to obvious flaws in society: oppression, senseless violence and Donald Trump. But eventually, one will find the source of how everything collapsed, when science stretched way too far: The Naked Chicken Chalupa. And they will take what they learned and lead the people to a revolutionary new future, one that doesn’t contain monstrosities brought to life by man himself.
Taco Bell has unveiled its mind-boggling new creation, The Naked Chicken Chalupa, through a press release that goes into full detail of society’s faults. They have identified it as the world’s first and foremost taco shell made entirely out of meat. Yes, you read that correctly. Meat. The release explains:
The shell is made with four ounces of marinated, all-white-meat, antibiotic-free chicken kicked up with bold Mexican spices and seasoning, and is packed with fresh shredded lettuce, diced ripe tomatoes, cheddar cheese and creamy avocado ranch. The mouthwatering combination brings a fresh, crisp flavor with a kick of spice to the menu like never before.