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The 10 Most Hateable Excerpts from Stephen Miller’s New York Times Profile

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The 10 Most Hateable Excerpts from Stephen Miller&#8217;s <i>New York Times</i> Profile

The New York Times published a profile today on President Trump’s head speechwriter, Stephen Miller. Paste’s Shane Ryan wrote an excellent piece going after perhaps the most noteworthy excerpt—Miller crashing a girls’ track meet to prove male superiority, or something—and here are ten more below that stood out to this writer.

1. Thank Goodness Someone Has the Courage to Take on BIG JANITOR

“Am I the only one,” he asked, “who is sick and tired of being told to pick up my trash when we have plenty of janitors who are paid to do it for us?”

2. A 32-Year-Old Racist Is Viewed by the White House as a Key Member of the Policy Team

“We have this running joke,” said Kellyanne Conway, counselor to the president, “that if we were going to get key man’s insurance on anyone, Stephen would top the list.” She was referring to policies that companies take out on their most important employee.

3. Hate Trump? Then via the Transitive Property, You Hate Miller Just as Much

“I can hear Stephen’s voice,” said a fellow Santa Monica student, Nick Silverman. “Even when Trump reads these statements, I know, ‘That’s Stephen.’”

“It does have this tang of the seething id of Santa Monica,” another student, Jake Zambas, said of Mr. Miller’s nativist streak, noting that their high school, like the town, was largely self-segregating. “Everyone here is just a scared white person.”

4. Marilyn Monroe Apparently Has Some Competition

Mr. Miller set off on a patriotic semi-striptease before the editor of the student newspaper, according to the editor, Ari Rosmarin, theatrically removing a button-down to reveal an American flag T-shirt in protest of an article he found inconsistent with the national interest. (The White House denied any symbolic unbuttoning, though officials confirmed Mr. Miller’s fondness for the T-shirt.)

5. This Excerpt Definitely Doesn’t Suggest Any Deep-Seeded Identity Issues

He jumped, uninvited, into the final stretch of a girls’ track meet, apparently intent on proving his athletic supremacy over the opposite sex. (The White House, reaching for exculpatory context, noted that this was a girls’ team from another school, not his own.)

6. At Least He’s Honest about Being a Racist Piece of Shit

Shortly before the start of ninth grade, Mr. Islas said, he received a call from Mr. Miller informing him that the two could no longer be friends.

“He gives me this litany of reasons,” Mr. Islas said.

Most were petty, if mean, he recalled: an insult about his social awkwardness, a dig at his acne-specked face. But one stuck out.

“He mentioned my Latino heritage as one of the reasons,” Mr. Islas said. “I remember coming away from the conversation being like, ‘O.K., that’s that.’”

7. But Like All Racists, He Isn’t Creative at All

“He tended to make some of the Spanish language stuff very personal,” said Moises Castillo, a classmate who described the exchanges as hurtful to this day. “There was a ‘if you’re not speaking English, perhaps you should go somewhere else.’”

8. Miller Is the Nationalist Version of the Kid Who Asks the Teacher for More Homework

Among his causes: pressing administrators to require the daily recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance. (He prevailed.)

9. Miller Worked for the Dumbest Representative AND the Most Racist Senator

After graduating, Mr. Miller moved to Washington to work as press secretary for Representative Michele Bachmann of Minnesota. By 2009, he found his way to Senator Jeff Sessions of Alabama (Mr. Horowitz, the author, had introduced them), and he was eventually elevated to Mr. Sessions’s communications director.

10. Miller Is One of the People Most Responsible for the Existence of President Trump

“Trump gets it,” Mr. Miller wrote to friends weeks later, forwarding a Breitbart interview with Mr. Trump, who concluded that Mr. Cantor’s defeat owed to “his softness on immigration.”

“I wish he’d run for president,” Mr. Miller added of Mr. Trump.

When he did, Mr. Miller joined him early, before a vote had been cast in the primaries — and before Mr. Sessions became Mr. Trump’s most significant elected supporter. At rallies, Mr. Miller often warmed up crowds in his dark suits, his receding hairline slicked back. “We’re going to build that wall, and we’re going to build it out of love!” Mr. Miller promised.

Jacob Weindling is a staff writer for Paste politics. Follow him on Twitter at @Jakeweindling.

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