The Funniest Tweets of the Week
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This was just a big ol’ zero of a week, huh? No big news, no important events, no surprises in the world today… just a normal old week, with a Super Bowl, and an impeachment acquittal, and a State of the Union address, and a rapidly spreading virus, and a Ray Donovan cancellation, and an Iowa caucus that went off as smoothly as the Hindenburg. Super boring, and not a lot to joke about. It was a little hard scraping together enough worthwhile tweets this week, simply because it was such a dead zone for anything important or interesting happening, but I’m a pro, and I persevere. Check out the tweets below while you reflect on the end of this very slow, very forgettable week.
still thinking about the fact that following the superbowl the president’s public congratulatory message was “fuck missouri”
— maura quint (@behindyourback) February 3, 2020
Luke: How did my father die?
Obi-Wan: well, he betrayed everyone and everything he ever loved
Obi-Wan: and then I chopped off his arm and legs while he was doing a flip
Luke:
Obi-Wan: then he just fucking ate it
— Jim does a Star War (@ObsKenobs) February 4, 2020
Malcolm Gladwell has shocked the world with some powerful new concepts, such as that if you do something a lot you’ll get better at it, or that sometimes ideas aren’t popular and then they are
— MKupperman (@MKupperman) February 2, 2020