7 Possible Reasons Captain America and Iron Man are Fighting in Civil War
Captain America: Civil War is right around the corner, and fans could not be more excited to see two friends punching! But why are they punching? Here’s seven popular fan theories from two very unpopular fans:
1. Who killed Kurt Cobain?
Iron Man says it was Courtney Love. Captain America also thinks it was Courtney Love, but he says he thought of it first. And although they both agree on the guilt of 1994’s favorite punching bag, the only way to settle this is for Cap to punch a Hole…through Iron Man!
2. Which candidate should they support in the primaries?
Iron Man thinks he knows everything and loves to talk…just like a Bernie Bro! Captain America, however, wants to vote for George Washington. He’s from the ‘40s, and he doesn’t really remember how voting works. Can ladies do it? Can orphans?
3. Who can eat the most curly fries?
Captain America is scared of curly fries, because they didn’t have them in the ‘40s. Iron Man is also scared of curly fries, from that time aliens invaded New York, and took all his curly fries. It’s a battle of iron wills! That’s not a reference to Iron Man. Tony Stark is actually a very weak-willed individual. Especially when it comes to mixing Alcohol and Ketamine.
4. Whether or not Pop Rocks & Coke will actually kill you.
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