The Funniest Tweets about Michael Cohen’s Testimony
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Michael Cohen is currently still testifying before Congress’s House Oversight Committee, and if you aren’t watching, you’re missing some of the most embarrassing displays yet from pro-Trump Republican representatives. Apparently they think making Cohen look incompetent and like the biggest liar ever somehow won’t reflect poorly on the president who employed him for years. That’s not a problem yet, though, because Republicans like Jim Jordan, Jody Hice and Paul Gosar (who are basically golems made entirely of right wing talk radio segments) are doing such a terrible job that they’ve failed to make anything stick against Cohen. Yeah, Cohen’s a liar and a conman, and not a particularly smart one at that, but he’s outclassing these Republicans so thoroughly during this hearing that he’s making them look like even bigger liars, conmen, and ignoramuses. It’s legitimately an impressive feat. Go ahead and check our political team’s fantastic coverage of the hearings if you want some actual news or analysis about the stuff.
If you just want some jokes, though, keep reading. Cohen’s testimony is the kind of spectacle perfectly engineered to dominate the trending topics on Twitter, and, no surprise, that’s what’s happening. Here are the funniest tweets we’ve found so far about Cohen’s testimony, covering stuff like Trump’s contempt for his son Don Jr., the legal threats Trump had Cohen make to prevent schools from releasing Trump’s transcripts, and one Republican’s laughable tactic of having an actual woman show up to play the black employee that PROVES Donald Trump can’t be racist.
Republicans are trying so hard to prove that Cohen is a piece of shit as though the whole point isn’t that he’s a piece of shit that Trump loved and hired BECAUSE Trump is a piece of shit who only surrounds himself with pieces of shit.
— maura quint (@behindyourback) February 27, 2019
Michael Cohen’s daughter’s thought bubble reads, “omg dad stop talking about me stop bringing up London stopstopstop I am dead kill me if I am not dead…”
— Jamie Denbo (@jamiedenbo) February 27, 2019
Don’t envy anything about Michael Cohen’s life but I’m iterally so jealous that he got to say “shame on you Jim Jordan” to Jim Jordan’s shitty face #CohenTestimony
— Alise Morales (@AliseNavidad) February 27, 2019
Trump covering up his crimes is the hardest he’s ever worked. #CohenTestimony
— Brooke Van Poppelen (@BVPcomedy) February 27, 2019
It’s going to be weird explaining to our grandchildren how horny we all got about congressional hearings
— Erin frenemy of the people Ryan (@morninggloria) February 27, 2019
“Being around Mr. Trump was intoxicating” pic.twitter.com/Uk81GAElEP
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) February 27, 2019
It’s fun to listen to the #CohenTestimony audio. You can figure out who the Republicans are within 5 seconds of speaking.
— Chris Regan (@ChrisRRegan) February 27, 2019
This is an opportunity for real bipartisanship: Democrats and Republicans alike agree with President Trump that Don Jr. is an idiot. #CohenTestimony
— Carol Hartsell (@carolrhartsell) February 27, 2019
jody hice: holding up torn magazine picture of doll mr. cohen, is this a picture of a true detective, and is adam schiff your true detective, and would you say that tom steyer hired you to carry out a true detective, i yield back the rest of my words to the bible
— #occupymarwen (@Mobute) February 27, 2019
Shoutout to Jim Jordan on being shitty enough to make Donald Trump’s ambulance chasing lawyer look like Jimmy Stewart.
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) February 27, 2019
Thank you, Mr. Chairman. Mr. COHEN, if the President is a racist, as you have CLAIMED, then WHY would his administration have a black EMPLOYEE? gestures to employee
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) February 27, 2019