The Funniest Tweets About the New Oscar for Popular Films
Photo courtesy of Getty Images Comedy Lists OscarsSince there’s been absolutely no news worth discussing for several years now in this big old uneventful world of ours, much of the internet has spent the last three hours perplexed by some upcoming changes to the Oscars that were announced today. Here’s what the Academy had to say:
Change is coming to the #Oscars. Here’s what you need to know:
A new category is being designed around achievement in popular film.We’ve set an earlier airdate for 2020: mark your calendars for February 9.
– We’re planning a more globally accessible, three-hour telecast. pic.twitter.com/oKTwjV1Qv9— The Academy (@TheAcademy) August 8, 2018
In their eternal struggle for relevance, the Academy is introducing new measures that kind of just undercut the entire point of the Oscars to begin with. What few production awards still make the TV broadcast will now be given out during ad breaks to keep the run time down, which is a raw deal if you’re a sound editor or costume designer. The show’s being pushed up two to three weeks, giving us even less time to see all the nominees. And, in the biggest, most controversial, and, frankly, most laughable change, they’re adding a new category for “popular” movies. It’s basically guaranteed to be the Black Panther Honorary Oscar, at least this first year—a gimme to the biggest blockbuster of the year, and one that will probably only further piss off everybody who thinks Panther deserves Best Picture.
In our indefatigable commitment to keeping you up to date with the funniest, buzziest, memenest Twitter blurts, we’ve collected some of the best reactions to the new Oscar changes that popped up on Twitter today. Part of us are disappointed to see people be so flippant and disrespectful about the Oscars—truly the paragon of American culture and artistic appreciation—but a bigger part of us also knows that these things are a pretty easy gig. And it’s a gig you can always trust us here at Paste to undertake, all in hopes of bringing you at least a modicum of joy. It’s truly been our pleasure.
i actually think the “Popular Film” oscar category is a good thing. when Deadpool 2 becomes a legitimate Oscar nominee, it’ll go a long way toward everyone realizing that all of the awards are completely stupid and meaningless. and thats a good thing
— jack allison (@jackallisonLOL) August 8, 2018
excited to see who wins the Oscar for Biggest Marketing Budget
— Dang Laser (@youranalogbuddy) August 8, 2018
New Oscar categories for Highbrow Despicable, Hot-Take Magnet and Separate The Artist from The Art.
— Emily Nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) August 8, 2018
I know it’s pretentious but I find it disappointing they’re now giving Oscars to so-called “popular” movies. Oscars only deserve to be given to beloved cinematic classics like Crash
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) August 8, 2018
NEW OSCARS CATEGORIES:
Least Awful Movie Robert DeNiro Was In
Marvel Movie That Didn’t Try Too Hard To Be Funny
DC Movie That Didn’t Try Too Hard To Be Serious
The One Movie JK Simmons Wasn’t In
— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) August 8, 2018
If the Oscars have to add a popularity category, all professional sports should have to add a supporting actress.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) August 8, 2018
the Oscars is adding a Best Popular Film category to be determined thru a combination of box office, fan voting, and number of a films costars bullied off social media due to constant death threats from racist trolls
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) August 8, 2018
I am also concerned about the Oscars because it is very important to me that the right millionaires get the right trophies
— Peter Schultz (@pete_schultz) August 8, 2018
“And the Oscar for best real movie goes to…”
— Richard Lawson (@rilaws) August 8, 2018
How will the Oscars stop Swimfan from winning Most Popular Movie every year?
— Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) August 8, 2018
Straight guys get multiple channels devoted to sports 24 hours a day, but 4 hours a year was too much for the Oscars? Let me say it again for those in the back: THE OSCARS SHOULD TAKE AS LONG AS THE WORLD CUP
— Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) August 8, 2018
And the Oscar for Best Achievement in Pandering goes to … https://t.co/2U0uRZEh59
— Justin Chang (@JustinCChang) August 8, 2018
Oscars categories:
Best Actor Whose Career Should Be Dead But Somehow Isn’t Because Men Never Face Repercussions
And
Best Actress We Owe An Apology To For Fucking Up Her Career.
— Brandi, #2 Heathcliff Investigative Reporter (@ItsTheBrandi) August 8, 2018
I do wish we had an Oscar category for Acting With Motion Capture. Not for the motion-captured actor; that would just be an award given annually to Andy Serkis. But for the actors who had to act while staring at the person in the suit. Consider: pic.twitter.com/RNLOR4axuH
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) August 8, 2018
Basically the Oscars added an award for Most Hostile Fanbase.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) August 8, 2018
Breaking my vacation Twitter fast for my one comment on this dumbass Best Popular Movie Oscar: pic.twitter.com/5mSEKKHlgu
— James Poniewozik (@poniewozik) August 8, 2018
is this the “how do you do, fellow kids” equivalent of an Oscar category? https://t.co/ejwlK8rYLH
— Carly Lane (@carlylane) August 8, 2018
The Oscar for “Best Popular Film” should look like this: pic.twitter.com/XQJ97TteJs
— Bruce Wright (@heybrucewright) August 8, 2018
“And the Oscar…. for Best Popular Actor….. goes to – I knew it – Southern Momma!!!!!”
— jack allison (@jackallisonLOL) August 8, 2018