The 5 Best Andy Dwyer Songs from Parks and Recreation
Mouse Rat is every band of every friend you’ve ever had: not great and more than a little derivative, but sometimes comfortingly so. Of their own admission, they are a mashup of the Dave Matthews Band, Counting Crows and Train. The band is a distillation of Gen X light rock come almost twenty years too late. But their outdatedness is part of their charm.
More importantly, Mouse Rat is Andy Dwyer’s id translated into music. Some people who don’t seem deep use songwriting to express some sort of inner complexity. Not Andy. There is a perfect one-to-one correspondence between what Andy thinks and what he sings. When Fairway Frank is going to die, he sings about how Fairway Frank is going to die. When he is on hold with the State Parks Department, he sings about being on hold with the State Parks Department. When he comes back from London, he sings about being back from London.
But these little interstitial ditties aside, Andy Dwyer managed to produce some truly memorable songs in the seven seasons of Parks and Recreation, songs that had become part of the spirit of Pawnee by the end. Here are Andy’s five best songs from his time with Mouse Rat and from his solo career.
5. “Ann”
By the end of Parks and Recreation you might have forgotten about Andy’s ill-fated love for Ann, but it was once the defining feature of his character. His ballad for Ann is 50 percent nonsense syllables, 49 percent a description of the ridiculous places Andy is looking for Ann (“under the house,” “in the trunk”), and 1 percent Ann’s name. To call it prosaic would be an understatement but that’s what makes it so damn funny. Andy’s character eventually got smarter as the series progressed but “Ann” will forever stand as the perfect relic of his exaggerated season one stupidity. La de da de da. La de da de da. Ann.
4. “Catch Your Dream”
Andy’s anthem for the Knope 2012 campaign is political songwriting at its finest: all major chords and clichés with no obvious rough edges. That is, as long as you don’t pay attention to the lyrics. “Catching your dream” is a nice enough image but Andy goes into a terrifying level of detail about what, exactly, you should do to your dream once you’ve hunted it down. Listen closely this time. First, you catch the dream, then you throw it into a cage, “beat it senseless,” “crush its soul and clip its wings,” eat it, gut it, stuff it, and mount it. That’s terrifying. Like, Maroon 5’s “Animals” levels of terrifying. There is a darkness somewhere inside of Andy Dwyer and this is its only manifestation. Also: bonus points for the Duke Silver sax line.
3. “Sex Hair” / “Sex Bears”