The Funniest Tweets About Anthony Scaramucci’s Amazing Meltdown

If you have somehow not yet learned about Anthony Scaramucci, Trump’s new communications director (and Sopranos cosplayer), do yourself a favor and catch up here and here. Of course, I don’t see how you couldn’t already know every single thing about this guy; I’ve been in a foreign country all week and I’m still breathlessly keeping up with every new amazing development involving the Mooch. This is the guy who threatened to fire every person in the communications department to stamp out leaks; who threatened to kill leakers; who accused White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus of “leaking” already publicly disclosed financial information and then meekly backed off; who, in a quote that every serious and staid and responsible news outlet in America has had to report, said to The New Yorker “I’m Not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock.” If you can’t tell, Anthony Scaramucci is pretty much the most amazing person to waltz his way into this absurd White House yet, which really is saying something. And of course all of this nonsense has lit Twitter up this week. Here are the funniest jokes about the guy on that there website, from a lot of the same funny people who make Twitter almost slightly tolerable once every few months.

lmao this rules. do you like historical intrigue? do you like “pretty little liars”? do you hate having to choose??? https://t.co/CuXEIljlWO

— Slammin Bod Jeb Lund (@Mobute) July 27, 2017

dear @Scaramucci, if you ever want to vent again, you can call me & I promise not to print anything that isn’t hilarious

— maura quint (@behindyourback) July 28, 2017

Maybe Scaramucci meant to say “see” instead of “suck”

— Justice for Lamby (@BobbyBigWheel) July 27, 2017

my reaction to every direct quote from scaramucci pic.twitter.com/bHgPvo9ht2

— Ziwe (@ziwe) July 27, 2017

i cant wait until anthony scaramucci is replaced by the actor who played paulie walnuts

— John DeVore (@JohnDeVore) July 28, 2017

If I were a White House reporter every time @Scaramucci called on me I’d be like “yeah gimme a chicken parm and two slices of pepperoni.”

— Nick Youssef (@NickYoussef) July 28, 2017

Scaramucci is what happens when you accidentally leave your Soprano’s and West Wing DVD’s in the machine that made The Fly.

— Dru Johnston (@drujohnston) July 28, 2017

I just imagined Anthony Scaramucci giving a best man speech at a wedding and I had to grab the arm of my sofa

— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) July 28, 2017

PRESS: “Question for Scaramucci. How big of a fuck up are you?” pic.twitter.com/886FZf6iLt

— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) July 28, 2017

In Scaramucci’s defense, he didn’t say those things to a reporter from Boy Scout Magazine.

— Jon Wurster (@jonwurster) July 28, 2017

It is crazy that @Scaramucci was standing near the border last night and someone threw a 60 pound bag of drugs directly into his nostrils.

— Wendy Molyneux (@WendyMolyneux) July 28, 2017