There’s not much else to be said about the Super Bowl. There’s at least one of ‘em every year. I mean, they’ve done… however many LIV is of them, I guess. Eventually every thought and observation that is humanly possible will have been expressed, and I’m pretty sure we hit that point with the Super Bowl when MC Hammer was still hanging out at Falcons games. Fortunately jokes are endless, and timeless, and very easily repeated because really who would remember a random joke from a year ago anyway? We might have nothing to say about this Super Bowl, but many people had hilarious things to say about the game, the ads, the halftime show, Donald Trump’s utterly predictable belief that Kansas City and the Kansas City Chiefs are in Kansas and not Missouri, and, of course, the birth of Baby Nut. Dig in to ‘em below, and mark it down now: Falcons go all the way in 2021.
At the intermission of musicals there should be a very short football game
Honestly, screw the Planters corporation for making us consider the fact that Mr. Peanut fucks. After halftime McDonald’s is probably going to show us what kind of porn the Grimace is into.
— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) February 3, 2020
Very excited for everyone to see the Super Bowl ad I worked on. It cost $3.7 million and stars Dennis Franz as Pontius Pilate. It’s for La Quinta Inn & Suites. I don’t want to give away too much.
Sports are important because we stop hating each other for our political beliefs and come together to hate each other because we’re from different cities.
shots of the owners boxes during the super bowl serve as a great reminder that rich people dress like shit
— Erin The Great State of Kansas Ryan (@morninggloria) February 3, 2020
brands who don’t have celebrities in their commercials? fucking embarrassing. you think i’m gonna crack open a sabra hummus if it’s not endorsed by tiktok stars and a spice girl? go fuck yourself. imagine drinking a pepsi knowing jonah hill drinks coca cola. horrifying…
SUPERBOWL EXCLUSIVE: The late great Dennis Hopper reprises his role from Blue Velvet in a stunning commercial for Walgreens Adult Diapers. “Mommy. Mommy,” he squeals while smearing lipstick on his face.
My ideal Super Bowl halftime show is a man wearing a suit explaining how to make the perfect cup of tea, then he proceeds to make the cup of tea and gives it to one lucky fan.
— pinned tweet is 1 fav reply saying ‘my dude’ (@boring_as_heck) February 3, 2020
You (a gullible fool): These Super Bowl ads were made purely for my entertainment Me (smart, perceptive): The ads were made to entertain you… but also to sell products
— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) February 3, 2020
Am I the only one that sees each one of these commercials as an ongoing reminder of which companies are the best at grinding humans into a fine slurry
Top SB ad was the one where they paid for a dozen random famous people, had them party with all the cartoons representing various affiliated brands, and forgot to make any jokes. Just everyone hanging out together, the Cartoon Bears That Think Only Of Shitting AND Sofia Vergara.
