I had some cold/flu hybrid last week, and as a result got super into the works of Paul Verhoeven. I made the mistake of tweeting about it, and was immediately inundated with replies and messages about how he’s a “master of satire” and “smarter than he seems” and “actually quite prescient,” including a few from Paste’s own Brock Wilbur. It’s weird how you can watch something to try and escape the current cultural climate, but social media does everything it can to pull you back in. Anyway, on a completely unrelated note, here are last week’s funniest Tweets about the current cultural climate.
i think it’s time i give cats another chance. if any cats are reading this i just wanna say sorry for wanting to send u all to the military (even tho i still think it’s a good idea since u all have 9 lives) and i’m willing to start over if u are
Would like to see an edit of Mrs. Doubtfire where the first time Sally Field opens the door to Mrs. Doubtfire she takes one look and says “Daniel! What in the world?” Then the end credits roll.
tryna keep up with school, work, pay bills, avoid pregnancy, topple the patriarchy, find a cute fall sweater, befriend the squirrels, reduce my ecological footprint, clean my car, eat salads, AND vote? festive lattes ain’t gonna cut it this fall I need a pumpkin spice cocaine
We literally photoshop a picture of Michael Jordan’s most heartfelt moment to represent any and all failure; but yeah bitch, make this about you. pic.twitter.com/lRz2FVQ2T6
How do you not know your spouse is cheating? Literally all me and my girlfriend do is get high and eat chipotle. Its simple, if she’s not at chipotle she’s cheating on me
I’d like for the final nail in American cheese’s coffin to be the fact that my father and brother used to take two slices of it, slather peanut butter between them and call that unholy union “a daddy sandwich,” you tell ME which part of that truth nugget is the most disturbing
