Rest in Peace, Super Deluxe—you were too pure and good and weird for this stupid, branded hellscape of a world. You’ve weathered a similar storm before though, and I have no doubt we haven’t seen the last of you. I’ve been trying to work for you since I moved to Los Angeles, mostly because I wanted to be friends with Tabasko Sweet and Fat Tony. We’d have made a cool trio of best ass friends—Tony would be the Vince, Tabasko the Turtle, and I’d be a hybrid E/Drama. If anyone has an in, let me know. Regardless, here are my favorite Tweets of the last week.
Modern RPGs are true to life in that “cooking” as a skill tree seems like it would help a lot but then it just wastes your whole night and somehow ends up costing you money and you get could have just bought all this shit
What’s up r/relationships. So here’s the deal I gave my girlfriend the 2nd toothbrush in a 2 pack when she stayed over last night and she refuses to pay me $1.37 (half the price of the 2 pack ROUNDED DOWN). Should i key her car
Republicans are just doing “Stop hitting yourself” to Democrats and Democrats are like “It was him hitting me, and these kind of mistruths represent a sad decline in the bipartisan spirit in the chamber. I will only be giving them a few more chances”
jus found out the B in lgtbq+ stands for Bisexual & not Bible … losing hope in humanity .. but i still feel safe knowing the L stands for Lord .. the G .. for God .. the T for The catholic church .. and the Q for Quality time praying
it will never cease to amaze me that this is the same guy who wrote fresh prince of bel air. it’s like if nas released illmatic then followed it up with an album of hoobastank acoustic covers https://t.co/dMYVGK8M9f
a robot sits quietly at his desk, head in his hands, worrying about finances and the chaos of the world. “sentience is a curse,” he murmurs as he slowly unfolds a paperclip and presses reset.
Guy I dated sophomore year made me listen to WTF w/Marc Maron with him and if I laughed he’d be like “shh” but if I didn’t he’d be like “it’s funny why aren’t u laughing” so I’d sit there for an hour w/a frozen smile on my face listening to Marc play guitar&talk about his cats
