The Funniest Tweets of the Week
Rest in Peace, Super Deluxe—you were too pure and good and weird for this stupid, branded hellscape of a world. You’ve weathered a similar storm before though, and I have no doubt we haven’t seen the last of you. I’ve been trying to work for you since I moved to Los Angeles, mostly because I wanted to be friends with Tabasko Sweet and Fat Tony. We’d have made a cool trio of best ass friends—Tony would be the Vince, Tabasko the Turtle, and I’d be a hybrid E/Drama. If anyone has an in, let me know. Regardless, here are my favorite Tweets of the last week.
death oh you mean the big log off
— (@urvillageidiot) October 18, 2018
Modern RPGs are true to life in that “cooking” as a skill tree seems like it would help a lot but then it just wastes your whole night and somehow ends up costing you money and you get could have just bought all this shit
— Halloween Flores (@feraljokes) October 22, 2018
the apartment on the listing vs the apartment they show you pic.twitter.com/iPcMommg3K
— jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) October 17, 2018
Andy Rooney would have been 99 years 9 months and 2 days old today pic.twitter.com/eGuL7J69HO
— Conner O’Malley (@conner_omalley) October 17, 2018
What’s up r/relationships. So here’s the deal I gave my girlfriend the 2nd toothbrush in a 2 pack when she stayed over last night and she refuses to pay me $1.37 (half the price of the 2 pack ROUNDED DOWN). Should i key her car
— Joe tullar (@joetullar123456) October 19, 2018