The Funniest Tweets of the Week
Photo by John-Michael Bond
The fact that we’re living in a dystopia has become a reoccuring theme of this otherwise silly weekly column. While it may seem like a political statement, the reality is that spending as much time on Twitter as is required to compile this list drives the thought into your head. You see the bad along with the good, and often the bad far outweighs the good. But then when it starts to feel too much, like you simply can’t read another sad thing without exploding, you see something so funny you can’t help but smile. We hope these jokes bring you a smile, and promise not to mention the dystopia next week. Here are the funniest Tweets of the week.
did an adjective write this https://t.co/nk5S2FQiQP
— Steve Kandell (@SteveKandell) September 2, 2019
white supremacist tryna form a straight pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting pic.twitter.com/c8fWtOwORT
— bhad phag (@hebaddie) September 1, 2019
im not on no fap I am just “charging my balls”
— the R word guy (@pr0spector88) September 3, 2019
i’m a man of simple pleasures. i just want to feel good all the time and never be hurt, physically or emotionally. that’s all i humbly ask
— jaboukie? (@jaboukie) September 3, 2019
The Joker should have been a woman. And she finally went insane because too many random dudes told her to smile, so now she perpetually smiles while terrorizing Gotham.
— Geraldine (@everywhereist) June 1, 2019