The Funniest Tweets of the Week
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The holidays are officially over. With no more festive distractions, all we have is a few football games to take our mind off the fact that it’s cold and wet and the sun disappears at 6 p.m. It’s a new year, a new decade (technically), and maybe… a new war? Trump decided to kick-off his potential (please, please God, please) last year in office by assassinating General Qassem Soleimani, one of the most powerful men in Iran, in an airstrike on Thursday. Meanwhile, Australia is literally on fire. It is only January 3.
We don’t know what else 2020 will bring and right now it’s looking pretty bleak. So, today, let’s go register to vote or double-check our voter registration status (random purging is still happening). Oh, and here are some funny tweets to read after.
Post Malone looks like he fell asleep on a notebook
— Carmen Lagala (@CarmenLagala) January 1, 2020
WARNING: for at least the next two weeks, everyone around you will be trying to be their best selves, stay safe out there
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) January 2, 2020
my thing is ppl at parties ask me if I’m okay
— jes tom (@jestom) January 1, 2020
My favorite part of Christmas is going on IG and seeing what inspirational quotes are stenciled on the walls of all my friends’ parents’ homes
— Maybe: lauren ashley smith (@msLAS) December 26, 2019
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