One of those guys above has to be Hamilton. Right? I feel like all those dudes ran together back in the day, so if you see that many in a room together they pretty much all have to be there. Even Button Gwinnett, namesake of the dead mall outside Atlanta where they shot Stranger Things and also found a weeks-old corpse in the food court a few years ago. Doing Button proud all these years later.
Hamilton hitting Disney+ was the pop culture story of the week, but in the realm of things that actually matter, it was another barnburner of a week. The coronavirus continues to rage through America, our president continues to politicize and downplay it, and businesses continue to reopen despite the danger—including, somehow, Disney World. Meanwhile Ghislaine Maxwell is still in custody and shockingly still alive. It was a busy week, and it had some tweets in it. Check ‘em out below and make sure to follow every single one of these accounts on the Twitter app.
Alan Dershowitz’s defense of sex creeps is so old Alan Dershowitz wouldn’t fuck it
— Erin boat parade Ryan (@morninggloria) July 3, 2020
Checked the maple syrup we use to make sure there wasn’t racist imagery on it and I am pleased to announce it is just a bunch of folks inexplicably saying hello to a horse. pic.twitter.com/lN3yYsF3pa
Holt shit, I gotta hand it to her, Elon’s mom really embraced the villainess aesthetic. This is exact what an apartheid emerald heiress would look like in a comic book. pic.twitter.com/efE5gZxzYd
it’s a good thing these kids missed their prom and graduation so this maskless school cop could bring coronavirus directly to their doorstep https://t.co/Rlvxn4tZZa
Never got far enough in Ninja Gaiden arcade to see the Ninja give props to some window cleaners. Ninja Gaiden : friend to the working man pic.twitter.com/VWHU4Z68uS
i signed an open letter about pineapple belonging on pizza, but they didn’t tell me i’d be cosigning with literally just the golden state killer. i do agree with the spirit of the letter but not his statement that “it pairs well with family murder”
