HEY! It’s Friday—the first Friday of December—and that means two things: you should go buy a lot of music on Bandcamp, and you should also take a look at this dumb collection of funny tweets that I cobble together every week. I mean, if you’re reading these words you’ve already clicked on the link, so you’re probably already at least somewhat committed to looking at these tweets. Smart choice. Hopefully you’re even more committed to helping out independent artists and musicians over at Bandcamp. That’s not like an official Paste endorsement, or anything—just one dude’s opinion. A lot of labels and bands use Bandcamp Friday to raise money for various charities or other worthwhile causes, so even more reason to loosen the ol’ purse strings and buy some new music today. Or old music, even. Sometimes the best stuff is the old stuff. Especially if you’re also old and can’t really get into all this new-fangled jive the kids are hyped up on. Kids: ya gotta love ‘em.
Hey: Read these tweets, like ‘em, share ‘em, follow the people who wrote ‘em, and good luck over the next week. We’re rooting for you. Unless you’re an asshole.