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ahhh ISIL….you gotta hand it to them pic.twitter.com/5MNBQbsVbZ
— Murs With Wound (@bshoup) June 10, 2017
“What do you want on the side?”
“What?”
“The side of the box, we gotta print something there too.”
“Uh, ‘Home of the pizza’? I don’t know!” pic.twitter.com/0QZSNOeaaO— James Poniewozik (@poniewozik) June 10, 2017
i am assured the Secret Service has been made aware of and has issued a warning to the playwright, [squints at notes] William Shakespeare https://t.co/1ekoSxdxN2
— ANTHONY OLIVEIRA (@meakoopa) June 11, 2017
My favorite part of the Tony Awards is when I’m on my fourth glass of wine yelling “THAT SHOULD BE ME UP THERE” at the TV.
— Gary Janetti (@GaryJanetti) June 11, 2017
I was born a matron but I will die an ingenue.
— Paula Pell (@perlapell) June 11, 2017
Today is the 2 year anniversary of me chipping my front tooth on a beer bottle to impress a guy who it turns out already had a girlfriend.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) June 9, 2017
this post should be taught in composition classes https://t.co/RCmiiI8BkY
— Grower Parliament (@ByYourLogic) June 11, 2017
this is the first thing you see after you die pic.twitter.com/9dzZhdiQYh
— d?(?)lt?n (@lilghosthands) June 11, 2017
Fuck steel, kill guns, marry germs
— Dan Abromowitz (@AnnDabromowitz) June 10, 2017
sharia kicks ass. retweet to place the town you live in under sharia law
— BAKOON (@BAKKOOONN) June 10, 2017
its a nice letter that shows how the criminal justice system will let rich people off with a nice letter https://t.co/0DViMtlXAn
— David Grossman (@davidgross_man) June 8, 2017
yea I read about this in The Federalist Papers. Apparently it’s totally cool to accept lucre from a foreign crown if you own an event space. https://t.co/7DElhkThj6
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) June 9, 2017
Wow. Corbyn just called me to say “I couldn’t have done it without your shitposting, you’re the real hero”. Proper legend.
— Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) June 9, 2017
may running on corbyn’s support for irish militants, then groveling for support from irish militants, is an almost unbeatable cosmic joke
— wally rando (@cd_hooks) June 9, 2017
Just triggered Article 50 and called an election, now to have a big sip of coffee and check the exit poll
— Scott Limbrick (@ScottLimbrick) June 8, 2017
— Cullen Crawford (@HelloCullen) June 8, 2017
Can’t believe the leaker’s name is Reality Winner…when those are two words I know from other contexts
— Luke O’Neil (@lukeoneil47) June 6, 2017
Why does Hemsworth, the largest Chris, not simply eat the other three??
— donnie (@donniemnemonic) June 8, 2017
Hey GOP, if you want us to stop insulting the President, your argument can’t be that he’s too stupid to know how to be president
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) June 8, 2017
“serve at the pleasure of the President” is the creepiest phrase we’ve all spent our lives accepting as ok
— maura quint (@behindyourback) June 8, 2017
When I finally see the pee tape someday pic.twitter.com/wm66FVEWw9
— Jake Cole (@notjustmovies) June 8, 2017
Can’t wait to see our nation’s enormous former FBI director testify about our large president. This is what America is all about
— Erin ????Gloria???? Ryan (@morninggloria) June 8, 2017
the duality of man pic.twitter.com/akqJNyDsh2
— crissy (@crissymilazzo) June 10, 2017
— Morgana (@discomfiting) June 7, 2017
Comey’s notes from his meeting with Trump are really something pic.twitter.com/QB5HNsPHkr
— Zach Schonfeld (@zzzzaaaacccchhh) June 7, 2017
friend: so what did you think of my webseries dude
me: pic.twitter.com/baWPaNwBkA
— Neil (@neilsharmz) June 7, 2017
Whoa pic.twitter.com/nFnNHNglvU
— Brendan O’Hare (@brendohare) June 7, 2017
All right, this part of the testimony is a little weird. pic.twitter.com/r5Ys7id5E1
— summer goth (@NicCageMatch) June 7, 2017
“he wanted loyalty but all I could promise was honesty” -james comey pic.twitter.com/dHW6rsuESQ
— Ziwe (@ziwe) June 7, 2017
wow this Comey testimony is going to make headlines pic.twitter.com/Ve3zgiQ1J5
— ???? Dollars Horton ???? (@crushingbort) June 7, 2017
Comey should consider applying for a creative writing MFA pic.twitter.com/yKutbVs6dB
— Alena Smith (@internetalena) June 7, 2017
How not to start a sentence pic.twitter.com/BlG9hT1CNA
— Hussain (@Chemzes) June 7, 2017
Look man, I don’t even have time in my day for ERIC Trump’s shit
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) June 7, 2017
— Matt Christman (@cushbomb) June 6, 2017
COLONEL JESSUP [rushing back into the courtroom] In case you forgot, I ordered the Code Red! It was me! I did it. https://t.co/UJIxhpUOnZ
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) June 6, 2017
photoshopped barron’s head onto kathy griffin’s body and now the poor kid thinks he beheaded his own father. what a mess
— KRANG T. NELSON (@KrangTNelson) June 5, 2017