If you’re here for “curvy wife” tweets, those are toward the end. I’m not sure why we didn’t do a dedicated post for that meme but we didn’t and now it’s too late. The moment passed; a new moment has begun. Personally I think this week might be pretty good, if it doesn’t suck. I found a new salmon recipe I’m gonna try, and also some new sunglasses in case it gets sunny. We rearranged the living room so there’s more open space for the dog, which, who knows how that’ll play out but he’s loving it so far. This is just me I’m talking about, which I know might not be very relatable but it is accurate. I’ll keep you posted about the living room.
To put this in perspective, there are only ten Care Bears. He’s deep into Care Bear Cousins at this point. https://t.co/z031f03Old
— Kibblesmith ?? (@kibblesmith) August 6, 2017
Tale as old as time,
Song as old as rhyme,
I love my thick wife— umami skeleton (@Merman_Melville) August 6, 2017
(sees people mad at the curvy wife guy) heh, good thing I only like petite broads! (Everyone gets mad at me) what the fuck
— derek (@eedrk) August 5, 2017
Man do I got a movie for you https://t.co/xVtCyc25YQ
— dog daddy (@broebong) August 5, 2017
“tell Sharon I still love her…” pic.twitter.com/iaOhfjzNGf
— bitch king of angmar (@sarahesoltan) August 5, 2017