The Funniest Tweets of the Week
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For a few brief shining minutes last week Donald Trump vanished from Twitter. He was there and then he was gone. He didn’t exist. It was good. Everyone was happy. Autumn had come to the west coast and brown leaves were blowing across the driveway. The dog found a big new stick which immediately replaced his big old stick. At least six different neighborhood children dressed as Pennywise for Halloween, and four neighborhood adults. A full moon hung briefly over the local mountain. The bowl of candy corn in the kitchen lasted barely half the week. People tweeted:
I mean, let’s try it and see how it goes https://t.co/HEfAVt1dRm
— Elizabeth Sampat (@twoscooters) November 3, 2017
just remembered this pic.twitter.com/Rzzubv22QC
— David Grossman (@davidgross_man) November 3, 2017
How did Theseus find his way out of the Labyrinth after killing the Minotaur? THREAD:
— Rachel (@underthenettle) November 2, 2017
Yeah I like BDSM
Bursting through the hospital doors
Directions from the receptionist
Sad conversation with a doctor
Miscarriage— MashAllPotatoes/DM???? (@mashallpotatoes) November 4, 2017
I NEVER restore all old tabs. If I lose them in a restart, they’re gone. It is a blessing to be set free from a prison of my own creation
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