Friends, welcome to the tweets. I chose them especially for you. When this post goes live I will be on a plane flying high above these United States. Specifically I will be in seat 17D, which isn’t the seat I wanted but it’s the seat I got. In all likelihood I will be snoozing into my travel pillow, but maybe I’ll be wide awake reading a book. The website says they’ll be serving breakfast, so we all have that to look forward too. Some nice little airplane yogurt with a handsome little airplane spoon. Probably I won’t spring for the wifi but if I do spring for the wifi, I look forward to seeing you all in The Discourse. Happy travels to all, especially me:
We live in one of the most interesting and insane times in human history, have so many stories to draw from, and movies are being made about a woman falling in love with a fish man
DAMMIT PARKER I NEED VERTICAL VIDEOS OF SPIDER-MAN! AND THE VIDEOS NEED TO BE SUBTITLED SO YOU CAN WATCH THEM ON MUTE! YOU EXPECT THE BUGLE TO SELL ADS IN FRONT OF PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN?? GET OUT OF MY COWORKING SPACE
if someone kills all your armed guards and is standing in your courtyard yelling for you to come out, don’t give in and respond. all they want is vengeance
Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. Says, “But doctor…I would like actual treatment by a mental health professional”
For the better part of the year I’ve been completely fascinated with this person who frequently comments on movie websites I read pic.twitter.com/IVMQm8hEYh
It’s just like that old saying; “Do what you love for a living and the increasingly unclear distinction between your personal and professional identity will make it extremely difficult to feel emotionally secure at basically any point in the process”
