Okay everyone, I gotta do this intro paragraph real quick before I leave for Star Wars. That’s right, it’s Sunday night and I haven’t seen Star Wars yet and now is my turn to see Star Wars. None of my friends are around to see Star Wars with me on a Sunday night so I’m going to see Star Wars alone. I’m going to see it in 3D because all the 2D showtimes in my local theatre are sold out. I could see it in 2D at a slightly farther theatre but it’s cheaper to see it in 3D at the closer theatre than in 2D at the farther theatre. It’s a complicated world we live in and I love it. As to the last week: It was the week of “Cat Person” discourse; it was the week Doug Jones got elected; it was the week of Keaton; it was the week Michael Che and Colin Jost ascended to that most rarified of positions: two of SNL’s four co-head writers; it was the week of Star Wars, and specifically, the week I saw Star Wars. Well, here I go.
when you drink the water thats been sitting out on your bedside table for 3 days pic.twitter.com/oQ1e6Ol8Lj
— Stefan Heck (@boring_as_heck) December 14, 2017
That’s one way to disarm the police… https://t.co/gZzePdS4jZ
— Treva Lindsey (@divafeminist) December 15, 2017
horrifying: watch one of trump’s federal court nominees pronounce “judge” as “jubge”
— kev (@kept_simple) December 15, 2017
haha holy shit pic.twitter.com/F8AVeYxrI6
— Danimal /Armcannon (@armcannon) December 15, 2017
EVERY CHEF: I’m a badass! Look at all my tattoos! I can snort all the cocaine! I’VE KILLED A MAN! I ONCE SWALLOWED 10 BULLETS & A CARTON OF CIGS! Please try my lemon soufflé with cardamom & blackberry jam topped with a dollop of chiffon cream.
— Solomon Georgio (@solomongeorgio) December 16, 2017