Exclusive: Meet Two of Assassin Nation’s Unforgettable Hired Killers

Ensemble casts live and die by the strength of their individual members, and with characters like David Bowie Knife, Rumble Deathpatch, and Wintergreen comprising Assassin Nation’s nation of assassins, how can you not be looking forward to this upcoming series? Written by Rock Candy Mountain cartoonist Kyle Starks and drawn by The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl artist Erica Henderson, Assassin Nation assembles 20 of the world’s finest hired killers to protect their new boss: the world’s former greatest hitman. Shocking though it may seem, killing a metric ton of people can earn you more than a few enemies, and this motley crew must (attempt to) work together not just to safeguard their target, but to uncover who’s trying to kill him in the first place.

Assassin Nation launches March 13th from Skybound and Image Comics, but Paste has an extra-special early interview for the book—not with Starks or Henderson, but with two of Assassin Nation’s more, uh…colorful cast members. Meet F*ck Tarkington and Meat Stick below, and be sure to track down the rest of the cast at some fine friendly comic sites: Monkeys Fighting Robots and The Beat have interviews up now, and Multiversity Comics and Syfy Wire will join us tomorrow and Wednesday, respectively.

F*ck Tarkington Portrait by Erica Henderson

F*ck Tarkington

Paste: What do you have against wearing shirts?

F*ck Takington: Overall straps count as a shirt!

Paste: How did you get your start as an assassin?

F*ck Tarkington: Well, when I was a little kid there was an issue with the neighbor and his dog, but that’s a different thing. I got my start when I was a bit older and someone said, “someone should really do something about old Mister Owens and how he treats his wife,” and I found I had a real knack for sorting problems like that. After a while, you figure out how to turn your skills into a business. That’s what they call the monetization.

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