Watch Robert Pattinson Do Everything He Can to Scrub the Twilight Off in New Trailer for A24’s Good Time
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Robert Pattinson suffers from what we’ll call the “Star Wars prequel” curse. Pattinson—like Hayden Christensen before him—starred in a massively popular, but poorly written series of films that caused his fame to skyrocket for all the wrong reasons. Edward Cullen and Anakin Skywalker are both moody, horny teenagers forced to pursue women using such cringe-inducing lines as, “You better hold on tight spidermonkey,” and, “I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth,” respectively. After that shit passes your lips in front of millions and millions of moviegoers, it’s going to be difficult for anybody to ever take you seriously again.