You’re Going to Enter to Win This Popstar Blu-Ray Because It’s Free
Like Popstar’s penis joke, let’s keep this frank.
You like free stuff. We know it. We throw a lot of giveaways around here, especially through our Twitter account, so we know you’re just starting a bunch of social media accounts to enter as many online contests as you can. Whatever: You’ll enter this contest because you don’t care what you’re winning as long as it’s free. We get it: free stuff is free, free-ness is entelechial, the world is a vampire, nothing matters.
So hey, here’s something free. We’ve got Blu-Ray copies of Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping to give to three of you shameless mozzarella sticks. Just kidding—the movie’s pretty good. Our critic Andy Crump described:
As a wacky summertime popsicle, you can do worse than Popstar, with its brazen profanity, TMZ mockeries, fantastically shallow characters and escalating ridiculousness. (There’s a truly incredibly dick joke in here that hinges on having an actual dick out on display. Points for evening the nudity disparity between men and women.) But while the film leaves no stone unturned, it never uncovers anything The Lonely Island hasn’t already uncovered. After all, who knew popular music is hollow and soulless pap churned out to make corporations fistfuls of money.
So, to celebrate the release of Popstar onto Blu-Ray and VOD, we’ve partnered with Universal for this exclusive giveaway.
On the Blu-Ray, three (3) winners will find:
– 45 Minutes of Deleted Scenes
– Gag Reel
– Interview Outtakes
– Bonus Footage
– 6 Music Videos
– How to Donkey Roll
– Big Boy Freestyle
– Shooting Hoops
– Turn Up the Beef
– Backstory
– Fun at CMZ!
I understand like half of those things!