Behold the Full Range of Hollywood Roles for Women with Natalie Walker’s “Audition Tapes”
Chuckle and despair.
I don’t know much about Natalie Walker—nearly anything other that what is visually evident (two eyes, hair!) or written in her Twitter bio (performer / writer / “madeline kahn’s phantom limb” – jeremy yaddaw / [email protected]).
And sure, I could visit Walker’s website and otherwise spend time getting a sense of her purpose in life, her unique comic stylings, but that would delay me posting her audition videos and depressingly accurate take on the range of options available for actresses in movies these days. (I could just like and retweet the tweets, but ::takes a look at follower count:: that would not be helpful.)
So instead, let’s just take it all in, together, starting with a real crowd pleaser for Hollywood scriptwriters …
lady who is married to the great white man who is solving racism forever all by himself
Here is my audition to be in a movie as lady who is married to the great white man who is solving racism forever all by himself pic.twitter.com/lCmDS6G9Oi
— Natalie Walker (@nwalks) July 24, 2018
And then there’s…
lady we hate because she is temporarily keepin the people w the symmetrical faces from bein together
Here is my audition to be in a movie as lady we hate because she is temporarily keepin the people w the symmetrical faces from bein together pic.twitter.com/IM2ftsYubT
— Natalie Walker (@nwalks) February 8, 2018
She’s the worst!
I feel like this role really had a renaissance a few years ago:
lady who is sort of there while men who have names are doing a very important war
In honor of Women’s History Month and the Oscars, here is my audition to be in a movie as lady who is sort of there while men who have names are doing a very important war pic.twitter.com/FOXDZSANrG
— Natalie Walker (@nwalks) March 4, 2018