Yesterday, the internet went through a lot. More than usual. The animated Super Mario Bros. movie, which we’ve been dreading since 2017, had an update. But it was a casting announcement, introducing the public at large to this movie, and everything descended into chaos. Everyone thought they were being pranked, because how could these possibly be the actors that were chosen for these roles? If the news hasn’t reached you yet, then let us tell you exactly why people are losing their minds.
Chris Pratt is voicing Mario, with Charlie Day as his brother, Luigi. Anya Taylor-Joy is playing Princess Peach, Jack Black is Bowser, Seth Rogen is Donkey Kong, Keegan Michael-Key is Toad, Fred Armisen is Cranky Kong, Kevin Michael Richardson is Kamek, and, last but not least, Sebastian Maniscalco will play Spike.
Okay, so obviously this is an all-star cast. I’m never going to complain that Anya Taylor-Joy is in something, and Jack Black absolutely matches Mario Bros. energy. But…Chris Pratt? As our beloved Italian plumber? When Paul Giamatti was in front of our eyes? When Danny DeVito has been right there all along? Sure, Pratt led the voice cast for The LEGO Movie and its sequel, but those don’t exactly scream “Mario” energy.