Doja Cat calls Elon Musk a sand-eating, no-neck-havin, “frog build looking bitch”
In an appeal to get voice notes back on X, the rapper came for its founder’s “hourglass ankles” and “barrel chest.”
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Lonely men on the internet create new insecurities for women every day: legging legs, septum arms, cortisol face, myofascial imbalance, double lip lines, you name it. There’s a strange feeling of schadenfreude, then, in watching Doja Cat create a whole horde of new microinsecurities for none other than Elon Musk, ringleader of hyper-online losers and poster boy for the ongoing male loneliness “epidemic.” I don’t really know what it means to have “hourglass ankles,” nor to look like you eat sand, but I hope Musk is staring at his mirror this morning, desperately trying to figure it out.
Strangely, the impetus for the California rapper’s tirade was not Elon’s general capitalistic hedonism, ties to white supremacy, obsession with his AI agent Grok, or willingness to let deep-faked porn images of normal people loose onto the interwebs. No, Doja Cat’s ire is more specific and far less charged: Why the hell did Elon remove the ability to post voice memos on X? Which is a good question, I guess.
According to a certain segment of Elon-adjacent hyper-online men, the best way to get what you want from someone is by negging them. Naturally, Doja Cat followed suit. She posted last night: “hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.”
A commenter called Doja out for not @-ing Elon directly, so—never one to back down from a challenge—she posted again, this time both tagging him and pinning it to her profile: “@elonmusk put the audio post feature back on this app. Thanks, you hairless no-neck havin, chimpanzee. Face look like it was drawn from memory. When u swim on ur back at the beach shit look like a man o’ war. Hourglass ankles.” Bafflingly, she then signed off with “Not tryna be mean though sorry.” Let’s just say that if this doesn’t qualify as “mean” for Doja Cat, I sure as Hell don’t want to ever see her angry.
Elon Musk has yet to respond. And considering that his history with one-liners and insults is far from stellar—when Billie Eilish called him a “fucking pathetic pussy bitch coward,” the best Musk could muster was “she’s not the sharpest tool in the shed”—it’s probably for the best if he never does.
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