Watch Father John Misty and Tim Heidecker Sing “I Am a Cuck” (To the Tune of Simon & Garfunkel’s “I Am a Rock”)
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Paste cover star Father John Misty kicked off his world tour last night in San Diego, California, where he and show opener Tim Heidecker sang a rousing rendition of a new song called “I Am a Cuck” to the tune of Simon & Garfunkel’s 1966 tune “I Am a Rock.”
Choice lyrics include “I am a cuck! I am a liiiiib-tard!” Also: “Don’t talk of Trump, because nothing scares me more… I really should call him daddy / He could be the savior and go down in history and save us all from douchebags just like me.”
For the uninformed, a “cuck” is a negative term — short for “cuckold” — that the alt-right likes to pin on mainstream conservatives whom they think sympathize too much with the left.