Luckily for His Baby, Kanye West Is Not From Toledo

The presses stopped for a moment on Friday as the next heir to the future of America was bequeathed a name. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian West welcomed their third child, a baby girl, on Monday, and now they have revealed her name: Chicago West.

The name, presumably, is in honor of Kanye’s hometown. He was actually born in Atlanta, but moved to the Windy Ctiy as a toddler after his parents’ divorce. Chicago was born via surrogate, coming in at a healthy 7 pounds, 6 ounces. She joins sister North and brother Saint, and she should feel grateful that her dad isn’t from Milwaukee or Toledo.

Chicago West. https://t.co/3MyLwcIzTh

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) January 19, 2018