Kellyanne Conway Reportedly Punched a Man at the Inaugural Ball

The start of our new administration continues to be a complete shit show, now with reports that Trump advisor Kellyanne Conway punched a man at the Inaugural Ball. It should be noted that this entire story is the result of a Facebook post from Fox Business correspondent Charles Gasparino. As of this writing, it has not been confirmed by the administration. In any case, Gasparino shared his account of the altercation on social media:

inside the ball we see a fight between two guys in tuxes and then suddenly out of nowhere came trump adviser Kellyanne Conway who began throwing some mean punches at one of the guys. Whole thing lasted a few mins no one was hurt except maybe the dude she smacked. Now I know why trump hired her. Btw I exaggerate none of this

Gasparino also described how he was confronted by a group of “anarchist thugs” who screamed “are u facist.”

So what the hell went down at the Inaugural Ball? Why were two men fighting, and why did Conway feel the need to intervene? Who are these “anarchist thugs” and can we get their numbers? What are the Alternative Facts™?

If you were expecting a video of the alleged Conway punch, sorry, we don’t have that. Instead, read Gasparino’s full post here, and enjoy this video of Richard Spencer being punched to the sounds of Beethoven’s “Ode to Joy.”