Sean Spicer Resigns in Protest, Nation Shrugs in Shock

The final straw for Spicy Sean was Trump’s hiring of New York financier Anthony Scaramucci as communications director this morning at 10am. Spicer told Trump he overwhelmingly disagreed with the move, and—despite Trump’s request to stay on—Spicer resigned.

Given all the talk that Spicer was going to be replaced over the last few months, Spicer likely seized the chance to end his thankless and ridiculous tenure on his own terms.

Sean, we mean this in all sincerity: You weren’t good at your job, but please write a book.