Clint Dempsey Taunted Portland Fans In His Sweary Victory Rally Speech
Photo via @si_soccer/TwitterClint Dempsey may have been unable to play in the MLS Cup Final, but he wound up making the biggest contribution to his team’s championship push.
The Sounders held their victory march and rally yesterday to celebrate winning the MLS Cup last weekend, beating Toronto FC on penalties. After a winding march through downtown Seattle, the rally coalesced at Seattle Center where players and team officials gathered in the shadow of the Space Needle and addressed their adoring, lime green fans.
Dempsey was, of course, absent for much of the late push for the Cup. The former USMNT captain was ruled out of key fixtures late in the summer for an irregular heartbeat, and was benched for the remainder of the season in late September.
But there was no way he was skipping the rally. And when it was his turn to give a speech, Dempsey took the opportunity to luxuriate in spite for the Sounders’ Cascadian rivals to the utter delight of the fans.
(NSFW language to follow.)
The censors weren’t prepared for @clint_dempseypic.twitter.com/HYBWYkmgWc
— Bryan Wiedey (@pastapadre) December 13, 2016
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