WATCH: Hilarious Slapstick Comedy Bit In The USL Championship Final

Last night was the USL Cup Final between Swope Park Rangers (the reserve team for Sporting Kansas City) and New York Red Bulls II. Late in the 85th minute, with New York up 2-1 but Swope Park having just scored and wanting to capitalize on momentum, the Red Bulls launched a threatening attack to try and put the game away.

What happened next, to be honest, defies belief.

The sequence of play starts at about 3:40 in the video. Here’s a GIF.

Twitter does not allow the necessary amount of characters to describe what happened here so… pic.twitter.com/8aimCAopbN
— The Full 90 (@TheFull90) October 24, 2016

New York scored a fourth goal just moments later and a fifth in stoppage time, cruising to the trophy platform and lifting the USL Cup.