You Should Probably Fear the Outside of Ricardo Quaresma’s Right Foot

There are many things in this world that are justifiably frightening to most humans. The Brazilian Wandering Spider. Sharknados. Scintillating dinner conversation. Well, after this week’s Portuguese Primeira League clash between FC Porto and Paços de Ferreira, humanity should go ahead and add Ricardo Quaresma’s right foot to that list. More specifically, the outside of his right foot.