Late Night Last Week: John Oliver on ICE, Amber Ruffin on the News, and Tony Hawk on Colbert

Every week, Late Night Last Week highlights some of the best late night TV from the previous week. In this week’s late night TV recap, John Oliver tackles ICE detention centers, Taylor Tomlinson welcomes sitcom royalty, Amber Ruffin catches you up on the week’s news, and Tony Hawk talks videogame soundtracks.
John Oliver came out hot on the March 9 episode of Last Week Tonight. The intrepid host tackled numerous topics before his main story, among them the general fecklessness of that group of Americans known as the Democratic Party.
Following President Trump’s speech to Congress last week, Michigan Senator Elissa Slotkin delivered the party’s official response, during which she praised Ronald Reagan’s “moral clarity,” specifically with regard to the Cold War. Our Late Night King was not pleased.
“I will admit, there are some positive things you can say about Reagan,” Oliver said. “Like, he was our only president to make a movie with a chimp. Or, he’s dead.”
He continued: “His ‘moral clarity’ might come as a surprise to any gay people who lived through the 1980s. If you brought Reagan back from the dead, and told him all the racist shit Trump’s managed to do in less than two months, he’d cum so hard he’d die again.”
Oliver’s main monologue for the evening focused on ICE, specifically the bipartisan history of its detention camps. Oliver covers the horrific history to demonstrate how the worst is most likely to come under the news administration, which is already detaining individuals who have not only broken no laws, but are following proper procedures to apply for legal asylum.
The monologue also tackled the inhumane detention practices at such facilities, even though they are supposed to be “non-punitive.” “As you’re about to see,” Oliver said, “that’s like claiming the ocean isn’t wet, or that the Wicked movie wasn’t 30 minutes too long.”
Oliver also shared audio from conference calls headed by private prison executives celebrating the new administration’s stance, claiming it has never been a time for their business. “Look, as a general rule, if something happens that causes private prisons to get really excited, that thing was bad,” Oliver smartly reasoned. “If you ever come home and your spouse tells you, Honey, I did something today and GEO Group is super excited about it, you are in a relationship-altering conversation.”
The March 4 episode of After Midnight was a star-studded affair. Host Taylor Tomlinson welcomed on to the program sitcom legend Mary Elizabeth Ellis (best known as The Waitress on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia), Saturday Night Live alum Bobby Moynihan, and Thomas Lennon of Reno 911! fame.
Tomlinson invited her guests to play a game by a simple name: “ME!” All of us chronically online folk are familiar with this phenomenon: we’re scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, only to stumble upon a video or image and mutter under one’s breath, “Ugh, that’s so me.” For this game, an image appeared in front of each guest, who then had to explain why it was, in fact, “Me.”