What better way to wrap up the first season on a brand new show with not only an absolute triumph, but also one of the most elaborate dick jokes ever committed to film? Oh, and a final shot that finds our chief protagonist vomiting into a dumpster. But we’re getting ahead of ourselves.
The most important thing is that because Erlich took a few punches to the faces from the cuckolded husband of his latest conquest, Pied Piper is pushed on to the finals. But after seeing the elaborate presentation that Hooli brought out to trumpet its new Nucleus program—one that offers up the same compression success as Pied Piper, but with a whole raft of apps to go along with it—no one in Richard’s crew feels as if they have any chance to succeed. So, they decide to go down swinging, even if it means that Erlich will jerk off every guy in the room.
Cue the most elaborate and lengthy dick joke this side of the “Little Donny” episode of Upright Citizens Brigade. The four engineers and programmers of Pied Piper spend an evening in their hotel room trying to work out just how Erlich would be able to jerk off the 400 or so men at TechCrunch Disrupt in the time allotted. Would it take putting the dicks of two guys of the same relative height together at the tip so he could work from the middle out, and handle two at a time? Or make sure a short person and a tall person were standing in front of each other, their dicks making a perfect 45 degree angle so he could work in downward and upward strokes? On and on they go, building upon this ridiculous premise, because that’s the way geeky minds work. No matter how outlandish or silly the idea, they are going to see it through its natural climax … I mean, conclusion.