WWE’s Environmentalist Bad Guy Introduces a New Sustainable World Title Belt
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There’s a truism in wrestling that a good heel should believe that they’re justified in what they’re doing. They shouldn’t think of themselves as the bad guy, but somebody who’s willing to speak uncomfortable truths or do what needs to be done to succeed. That’s the key to Daniel Bryan’s improbable heel turn: even if you don’t believe that everything the WWE World champion says about the environment and fast food and the negative impacts of consumerism are true, you still believe that he believes it. And if you do agree with him, as anybody who knows the science should, it’s hard to root against him, no matter how smug he might be.
Bryan’s passion and sincerity have kept some of his more ridiculous storyline beats from coming off as too funny or absurd. When he cut a promo at a concession stand on Smackdown a few weeks ago, attacking customers (who were clearly played by local wrestlers or WWE Performance Center recruits) with their own food, Bryan was able to turn what could’ve been another in a long line of embarrassing WWE food fights into a legitimately exciting segment. His one-sided feud against the grotesque Royal Rumble burger that was sold at Phoenix’s Chase Field during the recent pay-per-view was hilarious, but his argument against the burger was full of facts and perfectly in keeping with Bryan’s character. He believes it—or at least seems to believe it—and that keeps his character from coming off like a one-note comedy gimmick.
After a few days of complaining about the leather strap on his WWE title belt, Bryan revealed a new belt on Smackdown last night that better fits his new mission to save the planet. It is fantastic. Made from hemp and wood from a “naturally fallen oak tree,” Bryan’s new belt is 100% sustainable, and also maybe the best looking title the company has had since retiring the iconic belts from the heyday of the Hulk Hogan era. It looks like a craft project from an artisan who really knows their stuff, with a palette of earth tones that will go well with the brown flannels and sweaters that Bryan prefers to wear.
Here’s Bryan debuting the new belt on Smackdown last night: