Wetlands

The dynamic and clever first shot of David Wnendt’s film, Wetlands, introduces teenage Helen (Carla Juri) as confident, poised and self-assured. This opening sequence also establishes her fascination with her private parts. Helen suffers from chronic hemorrhoids and frequently has a finger stuck into her rectum, which the audience gets to first witness as she expertly skateboards down a Berlin street. Next in Helen’s bag of tricks or attitude towards personal hygiene is her philosophy about mating. In order to attract a sexual partner, she feels that it is important to cultivate her “flora” so that it produces an aphrodisiac scent. In order to achieve this effect, she visits a disgusting public restroom where she diligently rubs her genitals around the entire filthy toilet seat—complete with dried urine and pubic hair that Wnendt explores and analyzes in hyper-extreme close up. Sound appealing? This is the first 90 seconds of the film and hardly the end of the ride. It is quite possible that there are more bodily fluids expelled, examined and experimented with than in any other film in recent memory.
In a flashback to Helen’s childhood, her mother offers the advice, “Trust no one, not even your parents,” and then, in a perverse and sadistic manner, proceeds to drive her point home. Whether or not things get better for Helen is relative.
With no one else to rely on or trust, Helen grows up taking care herself and, when her self-absorbed parents divorce, she struggles to make sense of human relationships. Helen travels through life oddly detached from it yet seeking companionship as she tries to answer the self-imposed riddle of herself. While she conducts intimate experiments with her body, the world at large is her laboratory.
After the public restroom experience, she puts her “flora” to the test, picking up a young stud, jerking him off and then walking home with a handful of his “product” drying on her palm. Next, she raids the vegetable drawer of the refrigerator and conducts a study to determine which plant is best suited for masturbation. The answer, for those who have to know: Carrots, yes. Ginger, no.
While the number of perverse episodes becomes slightly fewer and farther between as the film progresses, the shock value never wanes. The ample display of stuff that can come out of or go into a body would quickly become tiresome and empty if it was not in the service of a strong narrative.