Key & Peele: “Killer Concept Album” (5.05)

This week’s episode of Key & Peele is one of the strongest offerings of the season thus far. Let’s jump right in and see what we’re working with:
DICK PICKS
Long live the legacy of infamous dick picks!(?) Surely we can thank a slew of particularly bizarre headlines (Hi, Anthony Weiner circa 2011!) for inspiring tonight’s opening sketch, in which a politician tries with all of his might to politely address his dick pic habit. A much more developed opening sequence than the show’s typical zinger (which still has a place in this week’s episode, only much later on), this vignette feels right for kicking off the program. It’s delightfully bizarre, and engages the viewer by tapping into both celluloid scenarios, like the wildly heightened drama of a press conference, and current headlines. Indecent exposure is kind of a hot topic right now, making the timeliness of this bit ridiculously choice. Consider this an (intentionally) hilarious entry into the current #penisgate dialog. Thanks, Key & Peele!
Best Line in Show: “Last time I checked, time is still real, okay? So technically speaking, I’m much older now than I was all those seconds ago.”
BONUS TRACK!
This sketch—which pits rapper Gun Rack (Peele) against an investigator (Key)—is the highlight of the batch. Called in for questioning in relation to a homicide, Gun Rack coolly denies his involvement in the crime. However, the detective has some pretty incriminating stuff: an album released by the rapper himself (“I Killed Darnell Simmons”) that is intensely confessional…and strangely narrative. Jordan Peele destroys this sketch. His lazy vocals and shifting eyes brilliantly counterbalance Key’s increasingly frustrated detective, and the slow descent into complete absurdity safely delivers the joke to its killer resolution. Not to mention, the cinematic styling here is top-notch. Key & Peele is never one to skimp in this regard, but this bit’s cop drama aesthetic is part and parcel for its inspiration. The blueish color palate, soundtrack stingers, and slow zooms sell this sketch as only a slightly more ridiculous riff of the real deal.
Best Line: “I have no idea what that object is. If I had to identify it, I’d call it a gun… of the long ass variety. Some sea weed in there, too.”
LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE, BLIP!
I can’t call this my favorite bit of the week, but I will say this: watch this sketch, if only for the chance to hear Peele quietly whisper the name of his pet goose, Honkers. In fact, watch it for Peele’s consistently hilarious spin on even his most insignificant text. What we’re offered are two familiar characters (Cedric and Levi, of last season’s steampunk Ratatouille bit) continuing to interact as strongly disparate personalities. Admittedly, I remember the Ratatouille bit quite well, and fondly, too. But where that sketch was delightful in its quirks, this bit is much, much clunkier. Mainly, its early jokes can’t match the latter’s ones—their employment of certain clichés just doesn’t work as well as others. Then there is a distinct feeling that, perhaps, this sketch was much more clever in theory than practice. Now, that’s not to say it’s not worth your time. But its success hinges entirely on the performance of our titular players. Luckily for us, they’re pros.
Best Line:
“The neck? How you gonna fit his head, through this, with the orange hump shit?”
RAUNCHY FARM HANDS